I just sat on my balls.  Not intentionally, of course.  These things just happen sometimes. This is the first time it’s happened on the subway though… which I have to tell you, is a real game-changer.

I wanted to instinctively yell out “My balls!”… but I’m on a full train of strangers so I stopped myself.  For some reason, what came out of my mouth instead was “My word!”  Based on the looks people just gave me, I should have stuck with “balls”.  Now I have crushed nuts AND a trainful of people who think that I curse like an 18th century midwife.

Submitted by: Danny Sexbang