
Three canines banging
Now you truly know there is
Magic in the world!
Photo kudos: Caryn Boutcha
Haiku: Danny Sexbang

Three canines banging
Now you truly know there is
Magic in the world!
Photo kudos: Caryn Boutcha
Haiku: Danny Sexbang

A monk’s lifestyle is shaped so as to support their spiritual practice, to live a simple and meditative life, and attain Nirvana.
Or maybe another path would be jamming out to Nirvana and smoking a few Red’s along the way.
Bhikkhus submission: Caryn Boutcha
Location: Bangkok, Thailand

Jenny Tull is foul-mouthed, sexually promiscuous and hard core partying nine-year-old girl living in San Francisco in 2010. Jenny doesn’t want to move away from her San Francisco neighborhood near The Haight, even though her new half way house is just a few miles away. Moving means leaving her best drinking buddy, Anita Graham and her pet rat dog, Smacker.
It’s 2010 and lots of things are changing: Jenny’s counselor wants to be called “Mama.” “Jenny works full-time now as underage ho and is a part time drug runner. California is legalizing weed which Jenny can’t be more thrilled about. She is considering giving up the vino for some spliff. AND, she is even batting for the other team – girls.
While change can be hard to accept, Jenny realizes that giving up the wine for weed and boys for girls, could be the biggest change for her this year. When it’s important — it’s time to make the change happen.
Jenny was first introduced after the first Faces of Meth video And was the first illegitimate, first drug addicted doll in the collection.
Photo by: Caryn Boutcha
Location: NYC
Danny Sexbang, lead singer of Ninja Sex Party, wears spandex to every social affair, and believes that world peace can be achieved if we are all just, like, nice or whatever. He spends most of his time hanging out with his best friend Ninja Brian and his Pomeranian of Death, Princess Tinkles. Danny also has an unnamed medical condition that causes him to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of being in his own presence.
Get comfortable, Sexbang, is banging out some new tracks and videos for some sensory overload. Don’t worry, he won’t blow his load on you.
Written, directed, sung, choreographed, pontificated by: Danny Sexbang
This man has clearly redefined the man’s belly. He not only has the the hard pregger belly with saggy funbags, but he manages to incorporate the ever so attractive inner tube. Quite an amazing combination. Wait, he might even have a male fupa. He really is a true crowd pleaser.
Paparazzo: Piccola Merda
Location: Italy